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sittinginthesilence:

I laughed so hard at this. xD

I laughed so hard at this. xD

Bebenta Sa'yo: Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion. The FINALISTS : Miss America, Miss Spain, Miss Britain, Miss Philippines,...

QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.

QUESTION : Why do you say that?

MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman…..

(Applause!…. Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms….

(Source: beben-eleben, via beben-eleben)

1 year ago -

352

My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

prettylittlewhitelies:

weasleyandpotter:

sev-r-us:

jellyfilledcondoms:

ohwhatssuppaitton:

oh my god lol.

LMFAOOOOOO

LLOL

omg lmao

omg

omygod

HAHAHAHAHA .

AHAHAH !!!

(Source: thebiebervoice)

1 year ago -

106747

If you’re Filipino you know this!<Bilog, Bilog, Bilugan. Assignment assignment suntukan, Ayun si palaka, walang kaawa-awa. Abukaka abukaka siyang palaka.! ;))) Childhood.>

pau-rys:

angelogelomet:

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thepinksunset:

istayfearless:

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Ampotek, natawa kong bigla, akala ko kung ano =)) Abukaka! :))

THIZ. :))

HAHAHAHHAHA

Hay childhood